| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Hamaphrodite Barbie Cums in her Own Box | 59 | 15 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 10194 | # of Homeless Dudes Sean Has Blown | 57 | 14 | 0.933 |
| 3 | Cartographers for Social Equality | 56 | 13 | 0.867 | |
| 4 | Rags to Rags Story | 52 | 12 | 0.800 | |
| 5 | 10069 | Werewolf Bar Mitzvah | 50 | 11 | 0.733 |
| 6 | 10012 | Little Lebowski's Urban Achievers | 45 | 10 | 0.667 |
| 7 | 10251 | Fear of Flying | 43 | 9 | 0.600 |
| 8 | Tango, Cash and Dave | 42 | 8 | 0.533 | |
| 9 | My Immaculate Khaki Shorts | 35 | 5 | 0.400 | |
| 9 | Make America Miserable Again | 35 | 5 | 0.400 | |
| 9 | Having a Blast Crisis | 35 | 5 | 0.400 | |
| 12 | Don't Eat the Nachos | 32 | 4 | 0.267 | |
| 13 | Dental Daaaaaamn | 20 | 2 | 0.167 | |
| 13 | Boy Juice | 20 | 2 | 0.167 | |
| 15 | Stranger Thongs | 19 | 0 | 0.033 | |
| 15 | Sensual Sloth | 19 | 0 | 0.033 |
