| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes In Her Own Box | 66 | 14 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 10251 | Fear of Flying | 62 | 13 | 0.929 |
| 3 | The Number of Homeless Dudes Sean Has Blown | 60 | 12 | 0.857 | |
| 4 | Havin' a Blast Crisis | 57 | 11 | 0.786 | |
| 5 | 10285 | Bruce Jennertalia | 55 | 10 | 0.714 |
| 6 | Meow Meow | 43 | 9 | 0.643 | |
| 7 | And in Last Place | 37 | 8 | 0.571 | |
| 8 | Unicorns Are Real | 34 | 7 | 0.500 | |
| 9 | 10205 | Not the Muppets but We Get That a Lot | 30 | 6 | 0.429 |
| 10 | Dan Would Know That | 29 | 5 | 0.357 | |
| 11 | Fat Stacks and Gold Bars | 28 | 3 | 0.250 | |
| 11 | What's Up Doc? | 28 | 3 | 0.250 | |
| 13 | This Team Has No Name | 20 | 2 | 0.143 | |
| 14 | The Coolest People You'll Ever Meet | 15 | 1 | 0.071 | |
| 15 | Mother Fuckers | 9 | 0 | 0.000 |
