| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10251 | Fear of Flying | 67 | 16 | 1.000 |
| 2* | Team Three | 59 | 14 | 0.906 | |
| 2 | Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Takes it in the ass! | 59 | 14 | 0.906 | |
| 4 | Number of Homeless Dudes Sean has Blown is 56 Dudes | 56 | 13 | 0.812 | |
| 5 | Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes in Her Own Box | 53 | 11 | 0.719 | |
| 5 | Wasted Seamen | 53 | 11 | 0.719 | |
| 7 | 10285 | Bruce Jennertalia | 49 | 10 | 0.625 |
| 8 | Fun Dumpsters | 47 | 9 | 0.562 | |
| 9 | Havin' a Blast Crisis | 46 | 8 | 0.500 | |
| 10 | Tremendous | 42 | 7 | 0.438 | |
| 11 | Unlimited Breadstix | 41 | 6 | 0.375 | |
| 12 | The German Wunderkind | 37 | 4 | 0.281 | |
| 12 | Fancy Poops | 37 | 4 | 0.281 | |
| 14 | Oh God I'm So Lonely | 36 | 3 | 0.188 | |
| 15 | Test My Might | 30 | 2 | 0.125 | |
| 16 | Buncha Zeros | 28 | 1 | 0.062 | |
| 17 | The Great Blakes | 18 | 0 | 0.000 |
