| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Castro was a Dick Tater | 40 | 5 | 0.917 | |
| 2 | Pho King Awesome | 34 | 5 | 0.833 | |
| 3 | Jenny Hates Everyone | 20 | 4 | 0.667 | |
| 4 | Larrys Witches | 16 | 3 | 0.500 | |
| 5 | Anal Bandits | 9 | 2 | 0.333 | |
| 6 | Red Raptors | 6 | 1 | 0.167 | |
| 7* | Das Boot and The Flying Semem | 40 | 0 | 0.000 |