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| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Viragra Jesus Rises Twice | 56 | 8 | 1.000 | |
| 2* | French To Win | 42 | 6 | 0.812 | |
| 2 | Your Mother Egg Hunt | 42 | 6 | 0.812 | |
| 4 | Skiz Loves to Bang | 40 | 5 | 0.625 | |
| 5 | Quinoa's | 30 | 4 | 0.500 | |
| 6 | Kiss My Bumpy Pussy | 28 | 3 | 0.375 | |
| 7 | Mexican Mule | 25 | 2 | 0.250 | |
| 8 | Happy Easter | 23 | 1 | 0.125 | |
| 9 | Choke Me Out Harder | 16 | 0 | 0.000 |