| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10087 | Blood Sausage | 84 | 13 | 1.000 |
| 2 | Authentic Blood Sausage | 74 | 12 | 0.923 | |
| 3 | Don't Touch Me There | 71 | 11 | 0.846 | |
| 4 | 10507 | Scotty Doesn't Know | 67 | 10 | 0.769 |
| 5 | Grab Her by the Locker Room | 66 | 9 | 0.692 | |
| 6 | A Team Has No Name | 59 | 8 | 0.615 | |
| 7 | No One Puts Baby in a Corner | 52 | 7 | 0.538 | |
| 8 | 10088 | Team Kitten Mittens | 48 | 6 | 0.462 |
| 9 | Too Hot Octopus | 44 | 5 | 0.385 | |
| 10 | Three's Company | 41 | 4 | 0.308 | |
| 11 | Rule #34 | 28 | 3 | 0.231 | |
| 12 | Dayman, aaaAAAAaaa | 26 | 2 | 0.154 | |
| 13 | Your Worst Nightmare | 22 | 1 | 0.077 | |
| 14 | In Third Place | 8 | 0 | 0.000 |
