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NoHo's premier neighborhood bar, restaurant and event venue.
Tonight's crowd was playful and made my job incredibly easy. For tonight's drinking round, I asked everyone to write me a G-rated joke--something they'd feel comfortable telling both their 90-year-old nana and 9-year-old niece. I had such a hard time picking a favorite, but Surprise. Beans. won with:
"My friend couldn't pay his water bill... I told him to get well soon.
I know, I know... I hate dry humor too."
I also received a cute drawing of a Dementor from Azkaban, and supposedly the Girl Scouts of America have a cookie called "Gluten-Free BS". Good stuff.
Terence Jones and the Rockettes were great tonight--they double-or-nothing'd twice in a row! I've seen them a few times and they're always a great group. Yaasss Queens trailed close behind the whole game, and with a name like that, of course I was stoked to give them their prize.
We had a handful of newcomers tonight, and they were great sports! Hopefully you all will come back again, whether it's at the Federal or somewhere else around the city.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 13194 | Terrence Jones and the Rockettes | 77 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 13341 | Yasss Queens | 65 | 8 | 0.889 |
| 3 | 18027 | Ain’t a Bad Word Down Under | 60 | 6 | 0.722 |
| 3 | 18028 | O’Trivia Newton-John | 60 | 6 | 0.722 |
| 5 | 14724 | Surprise. Beans. | 50 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | Anxiety Queens | 47 | 4 | 0.444 | |
| 7 | 15712 | Blue Suede Sue's Shoes | 36 | 3 | 0.333 |
| 8 | 18029 | 3 Mos and a Ho | 25 | 2 | 0.222 |
| 9 | Big Money | 15 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | 18030 | Doobie Lovers | 13 | 0 | 0.000 |