| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Shithole Surfers | 73 | 18 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 13434 | The Fish One | 65 | 17 | 0.944 |
| 3 | Put whatever | 56 | 16 | 0.889 | |
| 4 | Suhhh Dudes | 53 | 15 | 0.833 | |
| 5 | This Is Not a Drill | 51 | 14 | 0.778 | |
| 6 | A 4 Effort | 50 | 13 | 0.722 | |
| 7 | Paco Full of Sunshine | 49 | 12 | 0.667 | |
| 8 | Ebony and Irony | 47 | 11 | 0.611 | |
| 9 | Moisture is the Essence of Wetness | 45 | 10 | 0.556 | |
| 10 | 10751 | Pubettes | 34 | 8 | 0.472 |
| 10 | 2 Jews 2 Goyum | 34 | 8 | 0.472 | |
| 12 | Trap Queens | 33 | 7 | 0.389 | |
| 13 | 13436 | Why do you ask, Two Dogs? | 32 | 6 | 0.333 |
| 14 | 13448 | Quiz on my Back | 31 | 5 | 0.278 |
| 15 | The Goobies | 27 | 3 | 0.194 | |
| 15 | King Kupa | 27 | 3 | 0.194 | |
| 17 | Bed Bath and Beyonce | 21 | 1 | 0.083 | |
| 17 | Fossils and Muscles | 21 | 1 | 0.083 | |
| 19 | Lallypaps | 15 | 0 | 0.000 |
