| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1* | No Reservations | 77 | 18 | 0.974 | |
| 1 | 13537 | Direwolf: The Rewolfening | 77 | 18 | 0.974 |
| 3 | 13536 | Put whatever, I don’t care, I’m not good at this naming stuff | 70 | 17 | 0.895 |
| 4 | 13434 | The Fish One | 58 | 16 | 0.842 |
| 5 | Suhhh Dudes | 51 | 15 | 0.789 | |
| 6 | 13436 | Why do you ask, Two Dogs? | 42 | 14 | 0.737 |
| 7 | 10451 | #ShutdownShutdown | 41 | 13 | 0.684 |
| 8 | 13378 | Team Cobra | 39 | 12 | 0.632 |
| 9 | Puff the Magic Dragon | 37 | 11 | 0.579 | |
| 10 | 13448 | Friez for the Boyz | 35 | 9 | 0.500 |
| 10 | DJ Tantric Sex Playlist | 35 | 9 | 0.500 | |
| 12 | Oedipus & the Motherfuckers | 34 | 8 | 0.421 | |
| 13 | 13535 | Carlos’ Angels | 33 | 7 | 0.368 |
| 14 | The Legendary Bushes | 29 | 5 | 0.289 | |
| 14 | King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me | 29 | 5 | 0.289 | |
| 16 | 11869 | Lord of the Beers | 24 | 4 | 0.211 |
| 17 | Sad as Heck | 22 | 3 | 0.158 | |
| 18 | The 1 Time We Don't Make Reservations | 17 | 2 | 0.105 | |
| 19 | What's 9+10? | 12 | 1 | 0.053 | |
| 20 | Pomona Queens | 7 | 0 | 0.000 |
