Barney's Beanery - Burbank
250 N. 1st St.Burbank CA 91502
(818) 524-2912
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 9:00pm
People always ask, "how do you know that a team isn't cheating?"
It's a great question. One with a myriad of answers. Most of the time? There's no way of knowing unless you flat out catch them with a phone in their hand - or under the table. But - there are some exceptions.
Your Spidey sense starts to go up when a team has bombed Rounds 1 and 2 pretty miserably and suddenly begins a doubling bonanza - successfully navigating their way up the board and yet always the last ones to turn in their answers. A team might refer to something as innocuous as a catfish as a "Wels catfish" - the official name that comes up when you Google. Or you might notice that a team member continuously uses the bathroom in between every round. Even when you don't think a Quizmaster is watching - they're watching. But the truth is - I'm not usually the one you catches cheaters. No, no. I may impose the rule at the beginning and warn people against disqualification and public shaming but let's be real - I can't be everywhere at once. No, no. It is you - lovely intelligent trivia player - who is the real hero.
You leave work, come home for a scant few minutes to freshen up, and then drive off to find a parking spot and a booth that can house you and all your friends for a two hour night of trivia in the middle of your week. You're here for fun, the competition, and the cheap beer. One of your teammates even follows along with the scores of other teams so you can best determine your place in the game and how important a double would be for your standing. You're the one who detects the cheaters right away. The team that skyrockets in points, the team sitting near you that keeps glancing under the table, the team that looks like they're way too plastered to be able to find any connections anywhere. You're the eyes and ears. You see something, you say something.
So, to answer the question I'm always asked: "how do you know when a team is cheating?"
I know - because you tell me.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 98 | 11 | 1.000 |
2 | 10889 | The Tea Lizards | 90 | 10 | 0.909 |
3 | 10330 | Intravenus De Milo | 89 | 9 | 0.818 |
4 | 12222 | Millennial Falcons | 77 | 8 | 0.727 |
5 | 13553 | Kitty Curiosity | 74 | 7 | 0.636 |
6 | Jeffrey Dahmer's All You Can Eat Buffet | 66 | 6 | 0.545 | |
7 | The Oneders | 61 | 5 | 0.455 | |
8 | Token Black | 51 | 4 | 0.364 | |
9 | Barney's Bitches | 48 | 3 | 0.273 | |
10 | Theres only Two Of Us! | 33 | 2 | 0.182 | |
11 | Petrodamus | 25 | 1 | 0.091 | |
12 | Team Know Nothings | 24 | 0 | 0.000 |
Okay, so when Deadpool blows himself up and detaches his head from his body - does that mean he needs to regrow an entire baby body then?
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10889 | The Tea Lizards | 77 | 5 | 1.000 |
2 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 71 | 4 | 0.800 |
3 | 13553 | Kitty Curiosity | 69 | 3 | 0.600 |
4 | 10330 | Intravenus De Milo | 43 | 2 | 0.400 |
5 | 11046 | Coming Up Millhouse | 28 | 1 | 0.200 |
6 | French Fries | 16 | 0 | 0.000 |
Talk about a GAME. With seven out of the nine teams tied for first during the first three rounds, it was a make or break from Round 4 on and while most held on to their points, finding the connection amongst the 1980's TV shows proved to be the downfall for many. Webster was the culprit for many a failed double and The Equalizer may be getting a sequel but none seemed too familiar with the first one (or the TV show it was based on). All in all, a great neck and neck to the finish line and a very entertaining Drinking Round Challenge to celebrate last Friday's May the Fourth Be With You as players struggled to determine whether the Star Wars character name I gave them was "real" or "complete bullshit that Chris made up 5 minutes ago".
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 72 | 8 | 1.000 |
2 | 12222 | Millennial Falcons | 62 | 7 | 0.875 |
3 | Trust the Process (Of Elimination) | 57 | 6 | 0.750 | |
4 | Sweaty Sweater Puppies | 56 | 5 | 0.625 | |
5 | 10889 | The Tea Lizards | 53 | 3 | 0.438 |
5 | The Drippy Wax on a Bottle | 53 | 3 | 0.438 | |
7 | 10330 | Intravenus De Milo | 48 | 2 | 0.250 |
8 | Pitches Be Crazy | 24 | 1 | 0.125 | |
9 | The Party Planning Committee | 20 | 0 | 0.000 |