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Okay, what the FUCK is going on with AHS Season Six.
Roanoke is an interesting theme. There's mystery. Speculation. Hints of the supernatural. And it basically boils down to nobody knowing exactly what happened to an entire colony of people. Great storytelling fodder.
But what is happening?!
This reality show within the real show is not only hella confusing but it's kind of worn out its welcome by now. I have a feeling that six episodes deep we're suddenly going to pull away from the established format and have our "actors" engaged in the dramatic re-enactment suddenly become part of a real Roanoke nightmare - but WHO KNOWS?
Did y'all see this week's episode? Those wild boys suckling the pig? OJ Simpson's poker face while he was hitting Witch Gaga from behind? The incessant slaughter of pigs on this show, in general? Mason's BBQ'd body? Was that Evan Peters' voice as the director of the one on one interviews?
So many questions. Ryan Murphy, if you're reading this, DM me. We gotta chat.
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 59 | 10 | 1.000 |
2 | Bitches and Ho | 54 | 9 | 0.900 | |
3 | Three Ciders Strong | 47 | 8 | 0.800 | |
4 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 42 | 7 | 0.700 |
5 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 35 | 6 | 0.600 |
6 | Good | 27 | 5 | 0.500 | |
7 | Pen 15 Club | 26 | 4 | 0.400 | |
8 | All Stars | 22 | 2 | 0.250 | |
8 | That's What She Said | 22 | 2 | 0.250 | |
10 | Bhillary Blinton | 21 | 0 | 0.050 | |
10 | Bare Pickle | 21 | 0 | 0.050 |
Is anyone even reading this?
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | Oprah's Favorite Things | 59 | 9 | 1.000 | |
2 | Free Drinks on Chris | 56 | 8 | 0.889 | |
3 | Coming Up Millhouse | 52 | 7 | 0.778 | |
4 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 40 | 6 | 0.667 |
5 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 39 | 5 | 0.556 |
6 | And Phil | 37 | 4 | 0.444 | |
7 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 33 | 3 | 0.333 |
8 | Wolf Pack of One | 32 | 2 | 0.222 | |
9 | Bare Pickle | 23 | 1 | 0.111 | |
10 | Liliana and Yesenia | 14 | 0 | 0.000 |
On this day in history:
Domitian became Emperor of the Roman Empire upon the death of his brother Titus
1st lighthouse in American colonies was lit in Boston Harbor
Handel finished his "Messiah" oratorio after working on it nonstop for 23 days
Aaron Burr was acquitted of a misdemeanor charge
Napoleon occupied Moscow and the fires started
Francis Scott Key inspired to write the poem that would go on to become the lyrics to the "Star Spangled Banner"
Teddy Roosevelt sworn in as the youngest man to serve as US President after McKinley dies after being shot by an anarchist in Buffalo
Walt Disney awarded Medal of Freedom at the White House
"The Golden Girls' debuts on NBC
Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 63 | 9 | 1.000 |
2 | 10470 | Jenna Dulwartz | 62 | 8 | 0.889 |
3 | Bitches N Hoes | 46 | 7 | 0.778 | |
4 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 43 | 6 | 0.667 |
5 | Coming Up Millhouse | 37 | 5 | 0.556 | |
6 | Alabama Ginger Snaps | 31 | 4 | 0.444 | |
7 | Beep Boop | 30 | 3 | 0.333 | |
8 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 24 | 2 | 0.222 |
9 | Please Don't Deport Us | 14 | 1 | 0.111 | |
10 | Team Maryland | 3 | 0 | 0.000 |