Barney's Beanery - Burbank
250 N. 1st St.Burbank CA 91502
(818) 524-2912
- PUB QUIZ—Wednesdays @ 9:00pm
Barney's Beanery - Burbank
Burbank CA 91502
(818) 524-2912
QUIZ RECAP
An evening, as described in picture captions:
Pic 1: Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil aka 3 deadbeats trying to find a way out of paying their damn bill
Pic 2: This is Marc. He's 6'2, 164 lbs of muscle and a fan of mystery novels, chili fries, and the third season of Everybody Loves Raymond. He is Caucasian. Please call him at 818-544-3219 if you like what you see
Pic 3: I actually don't know who the fuck these people are. I asked them if they would like to get their picture featured in the next issue of Teen Vogue and they giddily posed
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 65 | 4 | 1.000 |
| 2 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 63 | 3 | 0.750 |
| 3 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 44 | 2 | 0.500 |
| 4 | We Have an Asian | 40 | 1 | 0.250 | |
| 5 | Bangarang | 6 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
Featured above are three carefully chosen pictures from the Facebook accounts of one of the team members of the three winning teams tonight. I will include a fact about each one:
Pic 1: This is Tim. Tim is black.
Pic 2: While it may look like Isabelle is a Survivor fan or a big Olympic buff - it turns out she is neither. Instead, she is a pyromaniac. She's been arrested twice. This picture was taken prior to a 6 month stint in rehab after attempting to set Busta Rhymes' car ablaze.
Pic 3: This is not Phillip. Phillip is actually more Freddy Krueger than Michael Myers.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | Gene Wild 'N Out | 77 | 7 | 1.000 | |
| 2 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 66 | 6 | 0.857 |
| 3 | Kill Steen Kill | 55 | 5 | 0.714 | |
| 4 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 54 | 4 | 0.571 |
| 5 | What's the WiFi? | 53 | 3 | 0.429 | |
| 6 | Dicks Out for Harambe | 48 | 2 | 0.286 | |
| 7 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 44 | 1 | 0.143 |
| 8 | Shattered | 35 | 0 | 0.000 |
QUIZ RECAP
A trivia night at Barney's Beanery Burbank as told through captions:
Pic 1: Pictured here is Melanie. You may know her as the most vocal component of Exceedingly Average. Or you may recognize her as my substitute this past summer. Here she is, sitting on her phone, oblivious to the rules of the game. But before you call her a cheater (save that for the guy whose jersey she's currently wearing...) I must stress that this picture was taken after the game had already ended. Also, this picture was the third taken as Melanie was making obscene gestures in the first two that were clearly not appropriate for a fucking family friendly website.
Pic 2: This is Barney's current manager (REDACTED). He told me that he hopes to (REDACTED) because his (REDACTED) once tried to (REDACTED) but instead has simply given his (REDACTED) to (REDACTED). Also, he ask that you not follow the information on his shirt and follow him to Barney's as that would be considered "creepy" and "stalker-ish".
Pic 3: Pictured here are a bunch of losers who won the game tonight. Only one of them is smiling and so I will list the Social Security numbers of the other members of the team here so that you may show them how much you resent them for not only winning but for also refusing to smile. DONI - 5684392, JUSTIN - 57483229, ALLI - 4836289, STEVEN - 9392827.
| Game Rank | Team # | Team Name | Score | Teams Beaten | Team Beat Average |
| 1 | 10493 | 2 Camels, 1 Hump | 50 | 9 | 1.000 |
| 2 | The Cuckolders | 46 | 8 | 0.889 | |
| 3 | 10437 | That's So Three-Eyed Raven | 45 | 7 | 0.778 |
| 4 | 10151 | Sarlacc BBQ Pit | 43 | 6 | 0.667 |
| 5 | 10412 | The Dry Sea Men | 38 | 5 | 0.556 |
| 6 | 10212 | Exceedingly Average | 37 | 4 | 0.444 |
| 7 | Night Squirrel | 29 | 3 | 0.333 | |
| 8 | Hollywood Hostels | 16 | 2 | 0.222 | |
| 9 | Boilermakers | 11 | 1 | 0.111 | |
| 10 | Live Every Week Like Its Shark Week | 7 | 0 | 0.000 |
