There is no place quite like the side yard patio at Golden Road Brewery on a deliciously balmy Tuesday night. That's where some of the most raucous, out-of-control, enthusiastic quizinators gather each week to test their mettle against the toughest competition in all of Trivia Nation.
And thus it was again this week, as 21 teams - pens and answer sheets at the ready - engaged in trivia battle. When the dust settled and the scores were tallied, there was a 70+ point spread from top to bottom, with Chicken Poodle Soup leading all scorers with an impressive 94! Wowza!!
But our heart feels the pain of Shark Bait, a tough and effective band of shark hunters who managed to rack up an impressive 83, just one point shy of the winner's circle! OH, that's gotta hurt like a bite from a Great White...well, you know.
Yes, it's always a great time on Golden Road's patio. Come and see for yourself! We'll be back next week.
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
|
Chicken Poodle Soup |
94 |
20 |
1.000 |
2 |
17948 |
Welcome to the Union Meeting |
90 |
19 |
0.950 |
3 |
17947 |
Dung on the Stubble |
84 |
18 |
0.900 |
4 |
|
Shark Bait |
83 |
17 |
0.850 |
5 |
17311 |
Perfect Strangers |
81 |
16 |
0.800 |
6 |
19117 |
Mike Pence None The Richer |
72 |
15 |
0.750 |
7 |
|
Team Name |
70 |
14 |
0.700 |
8 |
|
Dumb Blondes |
61 |
13 |
0.650 |
9 |
|
Doug's Dweebs |
59 |
12 |
0.600 |
10 |
13502 |
Those People |
58 |
11 |
0.550 |
11 |
|
Beat the Meat |
56 |
10 |
0.500 |
12 |
10644 |
Uncle Gets a Piece |
55 |
9 |
0.450 |
13 |
16354 |
Let's Get Quizzical |
36 |
7 |
0.375 |
13 |
|
Just Here For the Beer |
36 |
7 |
0.375 |
15 |
|
SlimKinders |
33 |
5 |
0.275 |
15 |
|
Golden Toad |
33 |
5 |
0.275 |
17 |
|
Cool Chicks |
29 |
4 |
0.200 |
18 |
|
Titans |
23 |
1 |
0.100 |
18 |
|
Team Italy |
23 |
1 |
0.100 |
18 |
|
Jurassic Blondes |
23 |
1 |
0.100 |
21 |
|
Dusty's Finger |
18 |
0 |
0.000 |
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
As I've said many times, I do love me some clever team names, and leave it to our wonderful quizinators at Golden Road Brewery to once again offer up team names that are both clever and literate. A tip of the quizmaster's hat to Look Upon Your Answers and Despair! a name that channels the deep undercurrents of classic poetry with the intensity of trivia quiz competitiveness!
And a second hat tip to There is No Eye in Cyclops because - I mean, come ON! - who doesn't love clever word play!? No eye in cyclops! Oh man, that's funny! (All this hat tipping has made me realize that there is no official King Trivia Quizmaster Hat! This seems like an egregious oversite! I'll have to mention this to the folks down at headquarters!)
In the meantime, we all know that King Trivia offers the hottest games in town, right!? But have you heard the latest news? We've just launched an entirely new game called Survey Slam that is already attracting lots of enthusiastic attention.
You might wanna should check it out, because you KNOW that King Trivia is definitely the leading source live pub entertainment anywhere, right? RIGHT! See ya next week.
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
17981 |
Drunk in Public |
80 |
24 |
1.000 |
2 |
10908 |
Doncha Know? |
73 |
23 |
0.958 |
3 |
13502 |
Those People |
68 |
22 |
0.917 |
4 |
17947 |
Dung on the Stubble |
65 |
21 |
0.875 |
5 |
17311 |
Perfect Strangers |
60 |
19 |
0.812 |
5 |
17948 |
We Be Smart |
60 |
19 |
0.812 |
7 |
13578 |
So THAT's What These Fingers Do |
58 |
18 |
0.750 |
8 |
|
W Beeez |
57 |
17 |
0.708 |
9 |
|
Shelbo Baggins |
56 |
15 |
0.646 |
9 |
|
Stop It, Pah-Va-Lay! |
56 |
15 |
0.646 |
11 |
17631 |
E = Pi = 3 |
54 |
14 |
0.583 |
12 |
|
There is No Eye in Cyclops |
52 |
13 |
0.542 |
13 |
12321 |
Dingleberry Farms |
51 |
12 |
0.500 |
14 |
|
B.B. Came |
48 |
10 |
0.438 |
14 |
12269 |
Brad (Deceased) |
48 |
10 |
0.438 |
16 |
|
Dunder Mifflin Backup Team |
46 |
9 |
0.375 |
17 |
21407 |
CR7 |
42 |
8 |
0.333 |
18 |
|
Golden Toad 2.0 |
41 |
7 |
0.292 |
19 |
|
The Schmucks |
39 |
6 |
0.250 |
20 |
|
Look Upon Your Answers and Despair! |
38 |
4 |
0.188 |
20 |
|
Ruth Bader WInsberg |
38 |
4 |
0.188 |
22 |
|
Dinosaurs & Sluts |
34 |
3 |
0.125 |
23 |
|
Orange, Black & Beer |
26 |
2 |
0.083 |
24 |
|
The Will Wei Experience - Ft. Dusty Office |
23 |
1 |
0.042 |
25 |
|
Disnet |
21 |
0 |
0.000 |
As I've said many times, I do like clever team names that capture the cultural zeitgeist with a riff on current events, trends and items in the news. With that in mind, I offer a big shout out and hearty congratulations to Now Russia Knows What's in Your Wallet!, for not only coming up with an outstanding team name, but winning our weekly trivia contest at Golden Road Brewery with an exceedingly strong performance.
And really to be fair, if I'm gonna put a little spotlight on fun and fanciful team names, I'd be remiss if I didn't give a tip of the hat to Das Poopensteins, who I am told are distant relatives of the New Jersey Poopensteins, who - as we all know - made their fortune in the portable toilet industry.
And lastly, I give a solemn nod of deep respect to Farquaad Star Squad, a delightful couple who gleefully opted to put this quizmaster to the test with a tongue twister that looks deceptively simple on paper, but is a bit of a challenge coming out of the mouth. Try saying it three tines quickly and you'll see what I mean.
See ya next week.
Game Rank |
Team # |
Team Name |
Score |
Teams Beaten |
Team Beat Average |
1 |
17948 |
Now Russia Knows What's in Your Wallet! |
90 |
19 |
1.000 |
2 |
13502 |
Those People |
82 |
18 |
0.947 |
3 |
|
The Bill of Right Answers |
77 |
17 |
0.895 |
4 |
13578 |
Hot Take, Tim |
76 |
16 |
0.842 |
5 |
|
Team Todler Crazy Pants |
67 |
13 |
0.737 |
5 |
|
In Last Place |
67 |
13 |
0.737 |
5 |
11046 |
Coming Up Millhouse |
67 |
13 |
0.737 |
8 |
|
Zen's Friends |
62 |
12 |
0.632 |
9 |
|
Titans |
61 |
10 |
0.553 |
9 |
|
Das Poopensteins |
61 |
10 |
0.553 |
11 |
|
Please Not Last |
56 |
9 |
0.474 |
12 |
|
Tequila Mockingbird |
49 |
7 |
0.395 |
12 |
|
Orange Black & Beer |
49 |
7 |
0.395 |
14 |
17311 |
Perfect Strangers |
41 |
6 |
0.316 |
15 |
|
Open to Suggestions |
39 |
5 |
0.263 |
16 |
|
Farquaad Star Squad |
37 |
4 |
0.211 |
17 |
17947 |
The Kid's Table |
29 |
3 |
0.158 |
18 |
|
Team Rocket! |
24 |
2 |
0.105 |
19 |
|
Sochi |
23 |
1 |
0.053 |
20 |
|
Sick & Tired |
22 |
0 |
0.000 |